Hungover cross stitching

This post is definitely what it says on the tin.

I went out for a few drinks with work friends after work. A few drinks soon turned into quite a few and rolling home in the early hours. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem but I had plans to go to my friend’s house the next day for a birthday/housewarming party.

Fast forward to 8.30am the next morning and I realise that I haven’t made her birthday card. I had made her a housewarming card when she first moved in:

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But I had totally somehow forgot that it was mainly her birthday I was going for.
So it’s 9am by this point and just because I haven’t got enough on my plate I think I have to make everyone a string egg filled with chocolate eggs (6 of us were going to be there!) Here’s a picture of what I was aiming for. To cut a long story short I spent a good 2 hours making them and and it turns out you do have to wait for it to dry over night. I popped the balloon a few hours later and it completely collapsed. However the ones I gave up on were perfect the next day:

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So by this time it’s 11am, I’m due to be picked up at 3pm and I haven’t made her card!

Now usually I do like making my own designs for cards, you’ll see some of my past designs on my blog. I’ve already made 2 previous personalised cards for her so this one would take some serious thought, but by this time I didn’t have time and my head was pounding. So instead I found a cute design by Paperchase and adapted it to cross stitch:

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I think I started stitching around 12pm and finished around 2.15 which makes it my quickest stitch ever!!

I wrote in it “have a foxtastic birthday” which people didn’t seem to get but I found it hilarious! That might have been the leftover gin and wine swirling around my system but whatever.

I’d love to hear about your experiences with stitching to a deadline.

Jessica x x x

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I’m all tapas’d out

I am stuffed! I literally could not eat another mouthfull! OK give me a few moments and I’m sure I could try and swallow a few more morsals.

I started the day wanting croquettes, I finished the day having made a tapas feast:

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So that would be:
– spicy cheese croquettes
– cheese croquettes
– potatoes bravas
– garlic mushrooms
– marinated anchovies

Ok so all I did with the anchovies was put them on a plate in a pretty pattern but I made the rest as follows:

Croquettes
Take 3 potatoes, peel, chop and place in salted boiling water. Boil until tender. Put the potatoes through a ricer to make the smoothest mash you will ever have. Combine with a spoonful of butter. Split the mixture in half.

Mix a handful of grated mexicana cheese to one half and a handful of mature chedder to the other. Combine and roll into sausage patties.

Roll in flour, dip in milk and roll in breadcrumbs. Place on a baking tray and bake for 20-25 mins in a preheated oven.

Ta daaaa

Potato bravas
Take 3 potatoes, peel chop and boil in salted water until tender. Preheat some oil in a baking tray in the oven, toss in the drained potato chunks and fully coat the potato in oil. Crack over some salt.
Bake in the over for 30-40 mins turning often.

Meanwhile make the sauce. I chopped up 3 tomatoes, smashed 2 garlic cloves and placed on a low heat in a frying pan. Added a sprinkle of chilli flakes, smoked paprika, paprika and oregano. Stirred in a tablespoon of tomato puree and about half a cup of water. Simmered gently until it reached the desired consistency.

Take out the potatoes, pour over the sauce and voila!

Chorizo in cider

Well this was easier than making my accompanying gin and tonic!

Chop up the desired amount of chorizo, pop in a pan with roughly chopped red onion and 2 smashed garlic cloves. Pour over a bottle of cider, bring to the boil then turn down the heat and let simmer for 30-40 mins.

Pour into a fancy bowl and then make out you’ve been slaving over a hot stove for hours!

Garlic mushrooms
3 steps:
1- chop up mushrooms
2- melt garlic butter in a pan
3- put the mushrooms in with the garlic, and keep turning them while on the heat to ensure fully coated with butter

Here’s a close up of my plate full to the brim:

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Delicious! Definitely going to do this again, let me know if you have any other tapas recipes I can try!

Jessica x x x

Chocolate isn’t necessarily the best part of Easter

Crafting is of course….closely followed by chocolate!

I’ve had a few crafty days for Easter, well any excuse really for a good crafting session. I can easily whittle away a good few hours with some needles, thread and felt.

Here’s a few snapshots:

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The little chick in the broken egg is my favourite. I stitched in a feather when stitching the white to the yellow. You can’t probably see it very well as my camera on my phone was having a particularly bad day!

Which one is your fave? What crafts have you done for easter?

Happy Easter everyone

Jessica x x x

Courgette fries

This blog post is exactly what it says on the tin. One of my birthday presents was a chipper and what was the first thing I used it for? Potato you ask, no, obviously it was courgette.

Whilst I used a chipper this could easily be made just by manually slicing the vegetables.

I chipped two courgettes, rolled them in milk and then placed them in a bag and shook them with the following ingredients:
– two heaped teaspoons of flour
– salt
– two tablespoons of breadcrumbs
– smoked paprika
– freshly ground pepper
– garlic powder
– onion powder

Once they were fully coated I carefully lined them up on a baking tray baked them at 150degrees in my fan oven for about 20-25mins.

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This meal looks a bit beige but it didn’t taste it.

If any one has any tips for courgette fries I would love to hear them.

Jessica x x x

Better late than never

So here in England it was mothers day a few weeks ago. My parents went away for the weekend so I just sent her a card to arrive when she returned. Unfortunately I forgot to take a photo before I popped it into the envelope…idiot.

Bit of a back story, my mum really is the quintessential mother hen and I grew up on a farm with an orchard full of chickens. I also have two brothers so I gave two of the little chicks blue collars and the last one a pink collar.

I went home last night for a dentist appointment today (my dentist still thinks I live at home, I just can’t bear to change dentists) so I finally got the chance to take a photo of it. Apparently my brother can’t understand simple requests. Here it is:

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While I was there I also got to see the new little puppies!!

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They’re little springer spaniels; the mum is brown and white and the dad is black and white and they’re all completely adorable!

My mum names all her dogs with names that start in ‘B’, any ideas?

Jessica x x x

It’s a Mario!

The boyfriend loves his games and for our anniversary I thought what better a time than to put my recent love for stitching cartoons to use. I googled some pictures of the retro video game super Mario (incidentally one of the games I like) and put together a design.

Here’s some pictures:

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Me favourite bits are the cloud and the plant! The proportions are probably well off but where would the fun and homemade style be if it were perfect?

I wrote something very cheesy in it like ‘you won my heart years ago’. It made him laugh and it makes me smile. It’s still up on our bookcase 1 month later.

It was my birthday on Friday and he actually decides to reciprocate and stitch me a card for once:

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I think he got the pattern off Google images and unfortunately he wouldn’t show me so I can’t give credit. Please let me know if you know whose it is.

Don’t tell him but I’m a bit annoyed at how well it turned out, it’s his first (and last) go at making one. OK so some of the stitching changes direction but you can barely tell. I think he can stick to his programming thank you very much!

Has anyone else’s partner had a go at your favourite hobby? Did you secretly hate them as well?

Jessica x x x

Amazing red Thai crab cakes

I made these the other day for tea and I loved them! The picture is not going to do them justice so please do not judge on that!

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They’re served on a bed of spinach and topped with my lovely infamous carrot salsa (see here).

Ingredients (serves 2)
3 x small potatoes
1 x tin of crab meat in brine, drained
2 x handful of spinach
1-3 teaspoons of red Thai curry paste. This depends how hot you want it, see notes below
1 x small cup of milk
1 x small handful of plain flour
1 x handful of breadcrumbs
2-3 teaspoons of butter
1/2 an onion

Method
1. Peel, chop and boil the potatoes until tender in salted water. Drain and mash. I used my ricer and it makes perfectly lump free mash with barely any hassle;

2. Finely dice up the onion and mix with potato and butter.

3. Add the red Thai paste. Now I used 3 teaspoons but in hindsight this was probably too much. It’s not that it’s too hot, but it does take some of the flavour away from the crab. Next time I think I would use 1.5 teaspoons. Ensure the potato mixture is thoroughly mixed.

4. Gently stir in the crab meat. Be careful not to break up the chunks of meat too much, you still want bits of crab in there.

5. Separate the mixture onto 4 patties. Dip first in the flour making sure it’s fully coated, dunk in the milk and then carefully roll in the breadcrumbs to get a nice even coating. Repeat with the remaining patties.

6. Place on a baking tray in a pre-heated oven for 20-30 minutes at about 180 degrees depending on how golden you want them.

Serve immediately with something fresh to counteract the spicy red Thai curry flavour and to enhance the crab . There’s plenty of potato in the fishcakes so don’t worry too much about a more substantial side. Two of these each was more than enough to make us feel full and sleepy on a cold wet English night.

Let me know how they turn out for you

Jessica x x x

Picasso embroidery

As you can probably tell there’s two things I like doing:
1. Making cards for friends’ birthdays; and
2. Cross stitching

HOWEVER…the plot thickens…

A few months ago I was having a girls night in at a friends house and noticed that she had some picasso sketches up on her wall. Fast forward a few weeks and it’s time to make her a birthday card; I thought ‘what does laura like’, my mind flashed back to those sketches and my cunning plan was formed.

Due to the size of my cards I realised cross stitching wasn’t going to be a viable option so I turned to embroidery, something which I am not particularly au fait with but I gave it a shot.

I used some white cotton I had previously stained with tea, drew on a faint outline and threaded the needle:

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Here’s what it’s supposed to look like.

Now of course I didn’t stick to the outline…who do you think I am? And I didn’t use a hoop, honestly they drive me crazy! Unfortunately because I held it in my hand the fabric buckled as you can tell. I just made out that it was supposed to and it seemed to work.

What’s been your experience with embroidery?

Jessica x x x

An overdue update

Wow! It has been a while since my last update, and I know so many of you will have been sitting on the edge of your seats just waiting, praying that I will post again. Well the time to be afraid is over I am pleased to announce, and I thought I would give you a quick update on what has been going on:

1. The job! So I alluded to having a new job a few months ago…well it’s been going really well. Currently I’m a paralegal in a law firm in Leeds but I have recently been told that I will be a trainee solicitor in June/July all being well.

I don’t think I can explain how happy I am about this; I did my degree, my postgrad, worked for two and a half years with the most amazing people but for a firm which made me feel bad and like I wanted to give up on law, then I get a new job and it seems like in no time they believe in me and what to help me progress my career.

So this is what’s been keeping me busy recently. We’ve been really busy lately and I’ve been working a few late nights (well late for me anyway)

2. I accidentally bought bags of carrots again instead of singular ones. This time it was 3!

3. I’m having a root canal tomorrow! Yes horrific I know!

4. Me and the boyfriend are finally getting somewhere with the house. The living room is almost finished; the skirting boards and doors just need a further paint and we need to buy a new settee/sofa. Oh and then there’s just the dining room, hall, master bedroom and 2 small bedrooms to worry about. Oh the joy of having to re-wire a house!

5. I finally got round to updating my pinterest board tonight. I haven’t been on it since before Christmas to post my creations and it got to that point where I knew there was a lot to do and I just couldn’t face it (a bit like logging back onto here and realising it’s been nearly a month since my last post) check out my pinterest board!

6. I have found my new favourite wine- Riesling. There is a simply version at tesco which is simply divine (haha) and at under £5 a bottle an absolute steal!

7. I seem to have done little cross stitching recently. The last project was for a new baby of my mum’s pen pal’s granddaughter. I was so annoyed, I had to unpick the name because the lady decided to change the spelling of the name when it was registered. Luckily I don’t think you could tell after and I made sure to stab the middle of the squares with my needle to equal out the bigger holes where the threads had been. I totally forgot to take a picture of the finished piece so I’m afraid you’re going to have to cope with this very brief snapshot:

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Yes that is a maple leaf in the top left hand corner!

I think that’s it really, I don’t lead a thrilling life I’m afraid but I like it.

Hope you’re all as happy as me right now.

Jessica x x x

Giveaway thursday

It’s coming up to a quiet season for me birthday wise so I thought now would be the perfect time to have a little giveaway to my lovely followers.

I’m running it through instagram, check me out @jessica.Jayne.jo and follow the instructions.

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The winner gets to choose one of my handmade cards which can be personalised.

The winner will be announced on Sunday 15th February 2015 so act fast!

Hope everyone has a lovely day, remember it’s almost the weekend!

Jessica x x x